When you just can’t stand the way you look after bringing a new life into this world, you can fix that with an overnight mommy makeover. You don’t have to hate looking in the mirror at yourself anymore. You can now spend a long weekend at a hospital to look like someone else.
Thousands of new moms each year are getting work done to improve their look, from breast augmentation to Brazilian butt lifts. What’s even crazier than someone transferring fat to their butt is combining several procedures at once for the ultimate plastic surgery experience. More plastic surgeons are catching on the trend and are offering these overnight mommy makeovers. It’s surgery all day and recovery all night in a special outpatient facility on-site. Talk about an expensive & painful sleepover!
Potential procedures in an overnight mommy makeover
- Breast Augmentation or Reduction
- Tummy Tucks
- Arm Lifts
- Thigh Lifts
But not to worry, these bills won’t be any more painful than the hospital bill from delivering your child. Even better, you may be able to tack them onto your currently owed debt!
Just in case that’s not expensive enough, let’s throw in the latest trend of spending the night! Assuming said mother is under 44, the average overnight stay in a hospital will cost $7,400, and the pillow mints are NOT free, nor are they fat free. Mommy redoing their look will stay overnight for monitoring, more painkillers and expensive nurse care to ensure a speedy recovery and an empty wallet. The good news after all is said, sewed, and done is you’ll finally look in the mirror and feel good about yourself.
As Joan Rivers says, “Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery” and with that, you can plastic surgery yourself into your pre-mommy body.